surejohn221b:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
a bunch of the guys in my grade got together and bought their own url so they could have a website
but literally the only purpose of the website is to see pictures of dads in hats
i wasn’t kidding this is the website

mirrortraffic:
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
chompyface:
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future